Sunday, June 22, 2008

oh...fuck that shit

It's been a long time since i blog eh? Tell me you guys miss my posts.

Holidays are coming to an end. Actually it ends today. Just saw my timetable on iconnexion. Glad to have Mr Kelvin Koh as our geography teacher again.

Well , my main focus in this blog post will be on "school".
School may be one of the worst nightmares for some children , some may feel that being in school is next to paradise. Able to make friends , have fun with them and everything else you can think of. I feel that school isn't school without friends. Don't laugh. I know it sounds stupid or even lame but think. Think deeply. Yes. That's right. Think deeper. No. Wrong. Much more deeper. Yes. Somewhere there. Yes , close. There! You've got it. You thought deeper than my anus.

Yes. School isn't school without friends.Don't laugh. I know it sounds stupid or even lame but think. Think deeply. Yes. That's right. Think deeper. No. Wrong. Much more deeper. Yes. Somewhere there. Yes , close. There! You've got it. You thought deeper than my anus.

HaHaHa. Stupid asshole. You read the same thing twice. HaHaHaHaHaHa.
Back to the "school". The main topic or gossip till date is still "Hey! Mary likes Abdul. I tell you but you don't tell out ok?" Within the next minute , that guy that just knew the news would tell the exact same thing to a third guy. Within 30 minutes. The whole class knows. By the next day , the whole level knows. By the next week. All the kaypohs in the school will know.
Hey! Don't think i saying you ok! Admit it. Who not kaypoh at this point of time.C'mom. Live the Singaporean spirit! Kaypoh Kaypoh number 1 , Kaypoh Kaypoh very fun. Kaypoh here , Kaypoh there. Kaypoh Kaypoh everywhere. If this was to be a national message and a national goal. Within the next six months , Singapore would really be a "Educational HUB". Very "Tok Gong" one.

Why I keep getting off topic arh? Must be you. Who say you can read my blog. You want to die is it. You better tag. If not I make sure the next time you switch on your comp , your Internet explorer or firefox or whatever water hyena cannot run arh!

Actually I got nothing to say about school already. This topic i guess also nobody want to read la. All the bad words to school baby. And yes , school is the ideal place place to learn bad words.
Parents , worry not. Bad words have a lot of variations. Got grammar , noun , vocabulary , verb and many more. People make it a type of language nowadays. It's a type of sophistication. Let me teach you guys something. Just add a "sibei" to all you verbs. "sibei" is by far the most universal adverbs i have ever come across.

Cheers.